Pillow Talk Prankster Pillows

'You remind me of my husband - He's hopeless in bed too!'

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"Now give me something intimate to say."

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

"Where do you to go?"

'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.'

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

"Who's God?"

Sex Score

Lawyer, couple in bed - 'Natalie, remember my mother said we shouldn't go to sleep without settling things...'

'Your eating in bed is really getting out of hand.'

"Use your inside voice."

"Mother, you were right."

"Next week is out. I'll be in Houston merchandising my pain."

"I know you love me, I just wish you would take longer showing it."

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

'I've never slept with a cartoonist before; will it be funny?'

"I dreamed my parents were still alive."

"Jesus, Mike. Play me or trade me."

Squawk dirty to me...

"You're a pig in bed."

"It's the sighs that count."

"How did we do?"

"Let's explore why you detest my throw pillows."