Pillow Talk Comedian Gifts

'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.'

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

"There's a conversation to be had around a piece of work I'd like us to do tonight."

"Are you crazy? I can’t tell her that!"

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"He's got SUCH greasy hair, and dandruff like you wouldn't believe!"

"Honey, wake up. I had that dream again where I wake up and you get angry at me for waking you up."

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

"Now give me something intimate to say."

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

"But in the dream, ha ha, your family was normal, even that sociopath little brother of yours."

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

'The girls in the office said you were very energetic in bed - the lying bastards!'

He liked his communication soft and cuddly.

"Where do you to go?"

"Who's God?"

'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'

Lawyer, couple in bed - 'Natalie, remember my mother said we shouldn't go to sleep without settling things...'

"Next week is out. I'll be in Houston merchandising my pain."

"Use your inside voice."

'Your eating in bed is really getting out of hand.'

"I know you love me, I just wish you would take longer showing it."

"Mother, you were right."

Sex Score

"Well which do you think is more likely, your pillow is growing hair or you're losing yours?"

"It's the sighs that count."

"You're a pig in bed."

Squawk dirty to me...

'I've never slept with a cartoonist before; will it be funny?'

"How did we do?"

"I dreamed my parents were still alive."

"Let's explore why you detest my throw pillows."

'You remind me of my husband - He's hopeless in bed too!'

"Jesus, Mike. Play me or trade me."