Pier Dweller T-Shirts

'His bait got away.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Fishing from the Pier

'Arf! Arf!'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"I know. I miss him, too."

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

OM, SWEET OM

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

New York Scatological Society

'Honey, I'm home.'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

"Six hundred Starbucks closing? Really? Is that on the East Side or West Side?"

A bricklayer building a tree

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."