Picky Eater Wrangler Gifts

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

'For goodness sake, it is NOT rat-poison: It's spinach!'

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

Kids Menu - Cranky Pants French Toast.

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

We are in the middle of a nationwide health-care crisis, eat your broccoli!

"It's blank!!"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

He wanted a different one.

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"Something will fall down from the sky and it will be the end of the world - just because you didn't eat all of your carrion for lunch, my boy!"

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'Could I trade all of this for more of that?'

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

"I mean, he does have a point."

"I guess that pretty well debunks the fruits and vegetables are good for you myth."

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

“Children hate me.”