Fussy Eater Wrangler Gifts

'Nutricious? You know I hate nutritious stuff!'

"I mean, he does have a point."

"The dog refuses to eat his dinner."

'Mom...since when is ‘Broccoli Man' a superhero?'

Okay, little miss I-Hate-Everything-We're-Having-For-Dinner, do want the pouting or non-pouting section?

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'How is the water prepared?'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

"Michael, do your dinner."

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

'Wait a minute! I want it stirred, not shaken!'

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

"Don't get me wrong, I like apples, but for some reason, that seems to be the only treat they ever give us..."

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

"Skunk! How is it?"

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

'C'mon, just eat a mouseful.'

'Really, would it be asking too much for maybe a nice piece of cake?'

"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner."

"It's blank!!"