Fussy Eater Wrangler Gifts

'Nutricious? You know I hate nutritious stuff!'

"I mean, he does have a point."

"The dog refuses to eat his dinner."

'Mom...since when is ‘Broccoli Man' a superhero?'

Okay, little miss I-Hate-Everything-We're-Having-For-Dinner, do want the pouting or non-pouting section?

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Mother feeds messy child with extra long spoon.

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'How is the water prepared?'

"If man is my best friend, why is he giving me this crap to eat?"

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

"Michael, do your dinner."

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

"Looks like we'll be eating leftovers for a month!"

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

'There is something wrong with the spinach. It tastes good.'

"Skunk! How is it?"

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

'for the record, it tasted like black licorice.'

Kangaroo to upside down joey: 'Once again your room is in total disarray!'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"Do I have to eat the cherry?"

'Wait a minute! I want it stirred, not shaken!'

'I don't really hate vegetables, but if I eat them, what's next...GIBLETS?'

"Don't get me wrong, I like apples, but for some reason, that seems to be the only treat they ever give us..."

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

'C'mon, just eat a mouseful.'

'Don't forget to wipe your feet.'

"You're not being punished, Kenny...Salad is what we're having for dinner."

'Really, would it be asking too much for maybe a nice piece of cake?'

"It's blank!!"