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"Hey, what time do you get off work?"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Fresh fish

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'Do you come here often?'

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

'You had me at hell.'

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"There's something different about you."

He's Tasty!

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

Steve needed to work on his approach.

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

"So me heartie, what's say you and I 'hook up' a bit later?"

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

'Hiya, spaceman.'

'What? How could you have heard this line before?'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.