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"Hey, what time do you get off work?"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Fresh fish

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'Do you come here often?'

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'You had me at hell.'

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

'Any chance of a bit of....er...Blue on Blue?'

He's Tasty!

Steve needed to work on his approach.

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

"There's something different about you."

'Wow, I hate to be disturbed when I'm enjoying a good brew, too.'

"I'll bet you'd like me if I had curly hair."

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

'Hiya, spaceman.'

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"