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'Excuse me, haven't I seen your face somewhere else?'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Fresh fish

"Why so grim, handsome?"

'There's my place. Technically it's still a crime scene, but you're more than welcome to traipse through it.'

'Do you come here often?'

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

'Would you like to dance?' Woman has 'No' written on her t-shirt. Guy has 'Why not?'.

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Teri tells me you're ostensibly straight.."

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

'Your place or mine? Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine!'

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

'You had me at hell.'

Steve needed to work on his approach.

'Would you like to come over to my place and see a video of my first marriage?'

He's Tasty!

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

'I couldn't run away with you. I feel I would be depriving a village of its idiot!'

'I'm normally a leg man, but in your case.'

"There's something different about you."

'Do you buy any chance have a gazelle print shirt?'

"I could get lost in your eyes."

'Hiya, spaceman.'

"Hey sweetheart, seat taken?"

Snake charmer tries sleazy pick-up on snake at a bar.

"We've still got it Fred, it's a pity they don't want it anymore!"

You remind me of someone I once pulled from the rubble: Pickup lines for heroes.