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"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"Spoiler alert."

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Oscars 2024

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

Casting Director

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

'Hey! - why bicker all evening when we could be watching a film about ideological genocide.'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"But only during rehearsal."