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"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Getting to Know You

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

Buster Keaton

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

"Spoiler alert."

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Quentin Tarantino

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Giving an Oscar to an animal actor would put the academy awards into context.

Oscars 2024

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

After selling his life story, with movie and merchandising rights, Zorro had a new mark.

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'

Casting Director

'I don't mind playing dead. But what I would really like to do is direct.'

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i

"Gracie, if we want to see more Latinos in film, we need to support Latino films. When a movie comes out with Latino stars and Latino story, we need to go see it."

'Cosa vuol significare 'Spaghetti Western'?'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

'Hey! - why bicker all evening when we could be watching a film about ideological genocide.'