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'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

Felix Mendelssohn

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Four children playing the flute.

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Fun (circa 1955)

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Edvard Grieg

Angel Music

'Ugh Not Again!'

'Teenage Beethoven.'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Music at Home Pt. 1

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

'You win. Go out and play.'

Franz Liszt

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

Little Richard

"Tip my boy."

Sir Elton John

Elton John

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