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'I'd rather be playing football.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Tweaking the CV.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Crib Escape

Desert Island Fantasies

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

Fox hunting.

Wishing Well

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

Tsunami Evac Route

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Prisoner Crossing

'Step on it, Larry.'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."