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'I'd rather be playing football.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Tweaking the CV.

Desert Island Fantasies

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Crib Escape

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Wishing Well

Fox hunting.

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

Prisoner Crossing

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

Tsunami Evac Route

On Holiday

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'Step on it, Larry.'

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."