Piano Pratfalls Pillows

'I'm a fortune teller Phillip. Music is going to mark a key moment in your life.'

Felix Mendelssohn

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Four children playing the flute.

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Fun (circa 1955)

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Edvard Grieg

Angel Music

'Ugh Not Again!'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

Music at Home Pt. 1

The Piano Dreams Of Home

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

'Derek was extremely pleased with his new piano stool...'

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

'You win. Go out and play.'

Franz Liszt

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

"You must forgive me, I seem to have misplaced my spectacles... Does the best man have the ring?"

"Tip my boy."

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"