Photographer's Assistant T-Shirts

'You don't want to be doing this during rush hour. That would be stupid.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

In basket-case.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You may now kiss the bride..."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Morning, all!"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Superheroes take a selfie

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

Good Luck!

Candid Camera store.

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Shake it all about sign on desk

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"Here's some of my work for you to do. It should be a refreshing change...for me."

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Thank god you're early. It's a can of worms."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

"...and this is one of us on the beach."