Photo Prankster Pillows

'Honestly, you really would think he'd know better!'

"Back up a little so I can get it all in but still misrepresent the size."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Teddy Time Bears

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'I did it all from memory.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Clown Skis.