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"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Tourists in Egypt

Victorian Selfie

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'

Selfie

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

Say cheese!

"Great photo."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"That's an old photo."

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

"They grow up so fast."

"... 57, 58, 59, 60 seconds … done!"

Mum taking a picture of her child hiding behind a cello while the band are playing.

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

"Say 'cheese'!"