Photo Filter Fanatic Pillows

"That's your granddad - amazing what they can do with filters these days."

'Now that's an afro!'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Tourists in Egypt

"I, TikTok."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Victorian Selfie

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

Selfie

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"Great photo."

Say cheese!

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

Statue of liberty selfie

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Relay runners passing pictures to each other.

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"That's an old photo."

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

"They grow up so fast."

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

"... 57, 58, 59, 60 seconds … done!"

Mum taking a picture of her child hiding behind a cello while the band are playing.