'Is your mouth glad when you're asleep?'
Phone Talkers Pillows
Add some humor to their living space with our phone talker pillows. Cozy, fun, and perfect for late-night chats or lounging while making those endless calls.
"It is we."
Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.
Moo Out Loud
"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."
WTF?
'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'
"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"
"Does it ever cross your mind that we make a lot of money because no one else wants to do what we do?"
Mr. and Mrs. Angel
"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"
"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."
"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."
Time management office worker
A senior moment.
'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'
"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"
"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."
"Just sitting here widening. You?"
'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'
'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'
"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"
"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."
Come to think of it...I could do with a showcase kitchen as it goes...
"Hi, I'm on the toilet"
"I'm on the haywain."
"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."
Little Known Scenes From History: Alexander Graham Bell in prison inventing the phone so he can make his one call after being arrested.
'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'
"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."
"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."
"Can you hold a moment? I've asked you before not to donate my organs till after I'm dead."
'I've given up on looking for the bluebird of happiness. . . I'd settle for the chicken of contentment!'
'It's just like e-mail, only you hear people talking.'
'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'
Phone Talkers Pillows Collection
Phone Talkers Mugs
Looking for more ways to add humor to their daily routine? Explore our collection of phone talker mugs and find the perfect morning companion.
Phone Talkers Prints
Decorate their space with charming prints inspired by chatty personalities. Explore our fun designs and add personality to any room.
Phone Talkers T-Shirts
Get them a t-shirt that speaks for itself! Our collection of fun and witty phone talker tees makes a delightful gift for every chatter.