Phone Talker Extraordinaire Pillows

"I'm on the haywain."

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

"It is we."

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

'The King of what?'

Gallery Pranks

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

An old man plays a prank on the grim reaper

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Party ville Trick Birthday Candles: Quality Control Department.,

Kick me

"What say we shake things up a bit, and go in and ask for a couple of home-pregnancy test kits."

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

Lengray's 1,001 practical Jokes for beginners (a man getting punched in the face with a mechanical glove).

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

'Lion!'

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

April Fool painting

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

Come to think of it...I could do with a showcase kitchen as it goes...

'Oooh, man! You really has me going with that fake shark fin!!'

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'