Phone Talker Extraordinaire Pillows

"I'm on the haywain."

'No, I'm still standing in this stupid line looking at the back of somebody's stupid head.'

"It is we."

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

'The King of what?'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

Gallery Pranks

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

An old man plays a prank on the grim reaper

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"What say we shake things up a bit, and go in and ask for a couple of home-pregnancy test kits."

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

"Would you mind filling this with confetti?"

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Lengray's 1,001 practical Jokes for beginners (a man getting punched in the face with a mechanical glove).

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

Kick me

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

'Lion!'

A man gets a squirt of water to the face from a clown college diploma.

"Looks like there was a mix-up. Apparently the tank we ordered went to Vinny's Joke Shop in Hoboken, New Jersey."

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

April Fool painting

Come to think of it...I could do with a showcase kitchen as it goes...

'Oooh, man! You really has me going with that fake shark fin!!'

Little Known Scenes From History: Alexander Graham Bell in prison inventing the phone so he can make his one call after being arrested.

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."