Nostalgic Phone Talker Pillows

Early phone sex lines - 'I'm lifting my petticoat...and there's my ankle!'

'It's worse than we thought: You've got termites.'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

'I must admit, this family reunion hasn't really lived up to my expectations.'

Old cold warriors home: 'By god, I'll tell you who was soft on communism. . .'

Four Stages of Communication: Tell, Bell, Cell, Hell.

'Humph! When I was your age, I had to do my homework in front of a black and white.'

Old Man Journal

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

Come to think of it...I could do with a showcase kitchen as it goes...

"Police dramas just aren't what they used to be."

"I'm on the haywain."

'It's really nothing - Looks like baby boomer age spots.'

Little Known Scenes From History: Alexander Graham Bell in prison inventing the phone so he can make his one call after being arrested.

Homer

"It was a long afternoon with granddad. I got five 'I remember whens' and three 'When I was your age...'."

'Of course you did better when you went to school. That was before the information age.'

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

'I used to have women lined up. Married, unmarried - it didn't matter. Ah, forget it. Another round. Skim.'