Phone Call Nostalgic Pillows

'Hey, gotta run. I feel strange talking on my phone.'

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

"If you want to talk to someone uninterested, press 1..."

Due to higher-than-usual caller volume, your wait-time is nine minutes. That's over an hour in wolverine minutes.

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

"Nothing yet. Try sending me another text."

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

"... Or, if you're tired of listening to all of these automated options and would like to cancel your call, press 9."

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

Al's computer salvage.

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult

"Your car warranty is about to expire..."

Man in cell phone shop - 'Do you have a phone that just phones?'

Kid at front door with mobile. 'Hello Mrs. Howser. Can Jason come out to play?'

"Sorry, the computer's down!"

Female impersonator hogging the phone box.

"I tell you, I remember when all this was protoplasm"

Early phone sex lines - 'I'm lifting my petticoat...and there's my ankle!'

Always leave the booth at the sound of the BEEEEEP!

Endangered Species

"Can I call you back, I'm in a bad place at the moment."

Sculpture of a telephone wire.

'I don't know what was more traumatic: cutting the umbilical cord or the land line.'

Pornographic telephone directory

Early Variations of the Car Phone.

If you would be willing to take a short survey at the end of this call, press "1". If you would like to risk being punished for not taking the survey by being kept on hold for an extra 10 minutes, press "2."

Nope, don't think the sheriff likes wearin' that body camera.

"You didn't cry at the sad movie we watched last night... but you cry seeing your first computer!!"

I remember when a wireless was a radio and a laptop was a dog...

"Your call may be monitored to give us all a laugh . . . please enter your 23 digit telephone banking code followed by your 14 digit account no and your 24 digit security code. . ."

Pin The Tail On The Grandfather

I believe I'm on the national "Do Not Call" list. Oh, that's all right, sir. We're on the national "We Don't Care" list.

Surrounded by iPhone users, Harold finds himself unable to answer his unfashionable cellphone.