Telephone User Extraordinaire Pillows

'Thank you for calling the Corned Beef Marketing Board. Press 'hash' now.'

Profit

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

In and out, in and out, in and out...

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

Call centre musicians

"I'm on the haywain."

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

Owl answers telephone.

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

Alexander Graham Bell - invents the telephone and makes the first 1900 call.

Woman dresses up to talk to a suitor on the phone.

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

PANIC!

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

"My biggest strength would probably be my giant chicken legs."

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

"Baldo, let everyone know that Tia Carmen is in the hospital!"

"Could you keep it short, Daddy? I'm expecting a call."