Phone Systems Gifts

'The waiting time to speak to a representative is...all eternity.'

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Nuts to you, too."

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Yes, I'm alone."

"My computer just texted me."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Technology and Love

'A representative will be with you in twelve minutes... so, if you have to go to the bathroom, please go now...'

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

Thermidor Dali