Phone Repurposer Pillows

'It's a coaster. I repurposed it.'

Reuse it or lose it.

Actually, I prefer to think of my body as repurposed.

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

'Hello, ACME Exterminators,,, ,,,Hello'

"Where's my smartphone?"

'...and if you want to buy marijuana, just press the hash key!'

'Yes, this is us speaking.'

"I'm sick of you going off on me all the time!"

"I forgot my phone."

"I've asked you never to call me during naptime."

'Help! As a contrarian I invested in rotary and supersized phones.'

"I should warn you, I'm expecting a call."

"Yes, we will exchange your phone, but I doubt you purchased that phone here."

'No, I can talk.'

"Oops."

'The bean bag chair broke.'

Quantity over quality

Ex Bankers Cell Phones: Please Don't Ask For Credit As Refusal Often Offends.

'With the company's move to virtualization, the network hardware became obsolete. They let us keep it for the break room and they sold the furniture online.'

Aw, but I always leave bluetooth on.

"Once I send you the flag of Antigua and Barbuda, I'll have texted you every emoji on my phone."

'I'm calling now because I don't always have anytime minutes, Boss.'

Modern Rag and Bone Men.

"I'm looking for one of those phones you can send naked pictures with."

"Free baseball bat with every mobile sold this week!"

Mobile Bills

The city found a way to avoid sending some obsolete electronics to a land fill.

'I can't unlock this phone!'

'Is that an Orange?'

Anonymous Alcoholics.

"Who needs a tree?"