Resource Reuser Pillows

Reuse it or lose it.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Scarcity

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

World Production.

Population rocket

Blowing dust off an order book.

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

BMA criticises 'Black Hole' of NHS IT spending

"There is a great deal of evidence that big savings can be made if departments shared resources... But I suspect that implementing the changes might be problematic if we can't even get Norman to lend out his pencil sharpener."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.

You have two rocks? --- The economy is growing!

'Managing finance is integral to this post. How would you respond to a perfectly reasonable request for extra funds?'

Valuable Water

World Meat Consumptiom

For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,

"I think someone's been overfeeding The sacred Cow lately."

Blood is thicker than water. Oil is thicker yet.

A=Gets the job done (efficient) B=Wasteful if spent (flashy) Available resources

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

'...so you need us to slow time, break the law and perform three miracles...by next Tuesday. You need to dial extension 101 and ask for the Wizard of Oz!'

"Don't throw it away when you're done. Repurpose, like I did."

The origin of the phrase 'staff cuts'.

USA Octopus

Gas Supply To Europe

A man with the world on his mind inspects the world

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

"...In the long run, we'd like patients to see an accounts clerk, nurse, and resource manager before they get anywhere near the doctor..."

e-procurement

"I've just finished that report on 'Cost Savings through Resource Sharing'...It'll be ready for distribution as soon as I can get the stapler back from the Droitwich office."

"With the constraints upon the budget I've had to make some savings...In future I'll be allocating fixed assets on the basis of URGENCY and adherence to application protocols."