Phone Management Pillows

"Line one is on line two..."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Massive unpredictability is absolutely certain, maybe.'

"You had the persistence to figure out our complex phone system just to get an interview. You're hired!"

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

"...and don't fall for that trunk enlargement scam."

Call before you dig!

Aliens man telephone store named ET&T Phones.

'First, the office walls went, then the ceilings and floors and now, well, here we are.'

Phone being served

'You've stayed on hold for 20 minutes? Oh, dear! You'd better make an appointment with Dr. Willems to work on your self-esteem.'

Kid at front door with mobile. 'Hello Mrs. Howser. Can Jason come out to play?'

Caring for the phone

Communications Department.

'If you are ringing your mentor to ask about your next move then we're FINISHED.'

"I'm fed up... When are they sorting out this wireless network?"

"Too much mis-information out there, I'm taking a break from social media. I'll let everyone know by posting it online."

'Good news, your server is still up!'

'If you are still on hold, ask yourself 'why'?'

'The waiting time to speak to a representative is...all eternity.'

"Call you back – a more important call's coming in."

"Damn that call waiting!"

"I'm thinking that guitar is not appropriate for the worship band."

Customer service at British Telecom

"I'm keeping count of how many robocalls I get. What's sad is I only started today."