Phone Fixer-upper Gifts

"Oops."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Now it fits.'

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

"That's the last time I ask you to fix anything around here!"

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

Well paid job

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

Nail Ambush

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

Marriage counselor clients: 'Always right,,,never wrong'

"Well, I see you've hung your stocking!"

Snowman offering solutions.

Jungle Plumber.

"It's worse than I thought."

That's right, dear, our ancestors had tails.

"I know, I know you're recorded—but that doesn't alter the fact that I love you!"

He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' eleven times and he's still holding.

That should keep it from overflowing again. Now, if you'll just sign the work order, I'll be on my way.

'Oops-sie.' (Car jacked through the ceiling).

"Can I call you back?"

"Don't worry, we'll have you straightened out in no time."

'Maybe you should fix the TV stand.'

'It's definitely a hardware problem.'

'I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through ductwork.'

'This may take more work than we thought.'

'I'm in the right road. What number did you say it was?'

"I need help tolerating the mess I've made of my life."

glares and stares.

"You got hacked alright. That's what happens when you Google Street View a bad neighborhood."

Hello, Agatha. You wanted to see me? What was my son-in-law doing down the street? I was installing a deer fence for Mrs. Quiver. Thanks a lot. Do you have a problem with my work? As a matter of fact

Be careful with those, Ernie. I don't understand it, but I heard privacy can be compromised if we're not careful with our posts.