Phone Checkers Gifts

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Sweep the board.

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"I'll be on vacation until I find my cell phone."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

Clock watcher

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

"Stop fact checking my story."

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

The back of the Taj Mahal.

"Looks like Dad has finally given up on trying to beat us at chess."

'Your turn.'

Cost of living - 'Thank God we're dead.'

"Where's my smartphone?"

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

"Well, would you look at that. . . it's been below zero for two weeks back home."

'Every time you get ready to make a call, on your mobile phone, you reach for a comfortable chair. No wonder all that air time translates into large phone bills.'

'Still think rodeo isn't faked?'

'Cheetah!'

"No, that's not the right Mr. Wayne either...maybe Batman doesn't have a telephone!"

ATM.

'well, that proves that. Mom's phone doesn't have a 'Float' app.'

"Don't ask me about my past."

'Doc, I think I've made some great progress. We can stop treatment as I'm no longer delusional!' 'You don't say... well, don't you think you should check with me, your imaginary doctor, first?'

This was the life the young cowboy had dreamed of! Where else could you find people out in the sun with no regard for sunscreen?! Yes THIS, was the WILD WEST!