Phone Checkers Pillows

F. Uh-oh

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Sweep the board.

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"I'll be on vacation until I find my cell phone."

Clock watcher

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'Gee, Doc - couldn't you just use a rubber mallet to check my reflexes?'

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'Don't give up the day job...'

"Stop fact checking my story."

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

"Looks like Dad has finally given up on trying to beat us at chess."

The back of the Taj Mahal.

The only "fake news" we care about is fake IDs.

'Your turn.'

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

"Where's my smartphone?"

Cost of living - 'Thank God we're dead.'

"Well, would you look at that. . . it's been below zero for two weeks back home."

"He has ambiguous feelings about our cause."

'Still think rodeo isn't faked?'

'Every time you get ready to make a call, on your mobile phone, you reach for a comfortable chair. No wonder all that air time translates into large phone bills.'

'Cheetah!'

ATM.

"Don't ask me about my past."

'well, that proves that. Mom's phone doesn't have a 'Float' app.'

"No, that's not the right Mr. Wayne either...maybe Batman doesn't have a telephone!"

'Doc, I think I've made some great progress. We can stop treatment as I'm no longer delusional!' 'You don't say... well, don't you think you should check with me, your imaginary doctor, first?'