'You have smoke.'
Phone Call Pun Lover Gifts
If you know someone who adores clever wordplay and loves a good pun about phone calls, our collection is just the thing. From witty mugs to fun t-shirts, we've got the perfect products to make them smile. Celebrate their pun-loving nature with our creative range of gifts that bring humor and personality to everyday items.
"Ironically, this is the living room."
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
"Staff support"
Copycats
Zombie standup
"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'
'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
"You're going to hate yourself."
Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."
Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?
"It's OK, I'm preordained."
"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."
Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!
"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."
"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.
"He's having a hard time finding work."
'Have you tried pulling the udders?'
'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)
'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'
Assault 'n' Vinegar
Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.
'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'
'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'
"Are your eel rolls electric?"
"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."
Backfire
"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"
'Do you have any catsup?'
Cut Price
"That's it. We’re toast."
"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."
Phone Call Pun Lover Gifts Collection
Phone Call Pun Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of phone call pun mugs packed with humor and wit. Perfect for pun lovers who enjoy starting their day with a smile.
Phone Call Pun Lover Pillows
Bring humor into their home with our pun-inspired pillows, ideal for adding a humorous touch to any cozy corner.
Phone Call Pun Lover Prints
Brighten their space with our witty phone call pun prints, perfect for fans of wordplay and clever humor.
Phone Call Pun Lover T-Shirts
Check out our shirts designed for pun lovers, featuring witty phone call jokes to make everyday wear fun and expressive.