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"No, that's not the right Mr. Wayne either...maybe Batman doesn't have a telephone!"

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'Maths is fun!'

Myths and legends...

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"I'll be on vacation until I find my cell phone."

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

Smart Bomb.

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

Bibliomaniac

"When I said dig up everything on the former owners, I meant at the library."

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"First the lady asks if I want to take this book...then she says I have to bring it back in two weeks!"

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

"What does it all mean?"

Falling in Love Over Books

"You had the persistence to wind your way through our labyrinthian phone system to ask for an interview...you're hired!"

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

Teflon - a history

'Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

Librarian.

Silly sausages

Public library - deep end, shallow end.

Texas School Librarian

"Listen to your inner voice...unless it tells you not to listen to me."

'Boy, math sure would be a lot easier if we studied it in base zero instead of base ten.'

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'

Doctor looks at books under the genre 'Stuff they never taught you in medical school'.

I forgot the corporate library has a horror section.