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"I live life on the ragged edge. Why, just this morning I left my iPhone at home. On purpose."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"It's a list of possible side effects."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.