Phone Browsing T-Shirts

"We're operating here on pure adrenaline."

Online form - Submit.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Obsession with the Internet.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"You've got computer-breath."

Dad Trophies

Man doing a search on a computer

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Travelogue

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Online Shopping.

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"Get used to verifications. In the court of the internet, you are presumed a robot until proven otherwise."

Pam learned the importance of browser support.