Phone Book Explorer Mugs

"No, that's not the right Mr. Wayne either...maybe Batman doesn't have a telephone!"

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'Maths is fun!'

Myths and legends...

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"I'll be on vacation until I find my cell phone."

Homage to Hans Christian Andersen

Smart Bomb.

Bibliomaniac

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

"When I said dig up everything on the former owners, I meant at the library."

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"You had the persistence to wind your way through our labyrinthian phone system to ask for an interview...you're hired!"

Egyptology Books form Pyramid

Falling in Love Over Books

"First the lady asks if I want to take this book...then she says I have to bring it back in two weeks!"

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"What does it all mean?"

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

'Federal Bureau of Technological Compliance - May I help you?'

Silly sausages

'Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

Librarian.

Teflon - a history

Public library - deep end, shallow end.

"Listen to your inner voice...unless it tells you not to listen to me."

Texas School Librarian

'Boy, math sure would be a lot easier if we studied it in base zero instead of base ten.'

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'

Doctor looks at books under the genre 'Stuff they never taught you in medical school'.

I forgot the corporate library has a horror section.

"If you are calling from a rotary phone, you gotta be kidding!"