Phishing Awareness Champion Pillows

"I warned him being online was dangerous."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

I'd rather be phishing.

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

Sewer Rats

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

Peaceful holiday

The Enemies Within? They're the Boys in Blue

Spy Cameras

"I won't do the 'What I did on my summer vacation' assignment. I consider it a privacy issue."

'He's spending a lot of time online. I hope he's not being groomed.'

"It's a seasonal thing....Like the first gritters of the winter and the first cuckoo of spring!"

'If the treatment is unsuccessful, do you give back the information I released?'

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

A right of privacy party.

"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"

"Would you believe it, that pensions liberation plan was just an on-line scam..."

AIDS prevention

Privacy.

'My god, this is it... I'm finally getting my fifteen minutes of privacy.'

"I can't explain it - it's just a funny feeling that I'm being Googled."

"There's no privacy anymore."

'Of course I get annoyed when people walk past and stare in the window. . . we're on the 18th floor!'

"I told mom I won't answer her calls in case a scammer got her number."

"But do you feel invisible?"

Hacker's Club: Gone Phishin'

"I'm here to protect your data!"

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'

Promote the use of condoms.