Phishing Awareness Champion Pillows

"I warned him being online was dangerous."

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

"Please enter the last 4 digits of your SSN...or enter all 9. They're all over the dark web."

I'd rather be phishing.

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

Sewer Rats

Peaceful holiday

"I won't do the 'What I did on my summer vacation' assignment. I consider it a privacy issue."

'He's spending a lot of time online. I hope he's not being groomed.'

"It's a seasonal thing....Like the first gritters of the winter and the first cuckoo of spring!"

'If the treatment is unsuccessful, do you give back the information I released?'

'You need a better password. Everybody will be able to guess you password as 'woof'.'

A right of privacy party.

AIDS prevention

"Would you believe it, that pensions liberation plan was just an on-line scam..."

Privacy.

"It's great, Heidi! All the privacy I want without locking the door...And they probably won't figure it out until I'm in college!"

"I can't explain it - it's just a funny feeling that I'm being Googled."

'My god, this is it... I'm finally getting my fifteen minutes of privacy.'

"There's no privacy anymore."

'Of course I get annoyed when people walk past and stare in the window. . . we're on the 18th floor!'

"But do you feel invisible?"

Hacker's Club: Gone Phishin'

"I told mom I won't answer her calls in case a scammer got her number."

"I'm here to protect your data!"

Promote the use of condoms.

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'

'My disclosure of the information you are requesting would violate HIPAA.'