Philosophy In A Pint Glass Pillows

'Time? Time's relative.'

Beers

Beer Stall

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

He can't talk yet, but he still gets the last word.

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"The meaning of life at a glance"

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

Bitter End

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'Oi! '

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

'Sometimes I see problems and solutions with such clarity, I feel I've been infused with all the wisdom of the ages... THAT'S when I know I've had too much to drink.'

"Wait a minute! - First you say, 'Lay up treasures in Heaven,' and then you say, 'You can't take it with you'!"

Descartes' dog.

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."

'I think the main reason you see the glass as half full and we see the glass as half empty is because you've been drinking.'

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

'So there's a fly in your beer — why begrudge a fellow creature a little happiness?'

"And this is Dave. His motto is 'Push where it moves.'"

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'

Ralph Waldo Emerson

'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.'