Philosophy In A Pint Glass Pillows

'Time? Time's relative.'

Beer Stall

Beers

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"The meaning of life at a glance"

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

Bitter End

'My finger's stopped bleeding. I must have run out of blood.'

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'Oi! '

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

''Evening, Bob - the usual?'

'I think the main reason you see the glass as half full and we see the glass as half empty is because you've been drinking.'

'Sometimes I see problems and solutions with such clarity, I feel I've been infused with all the wisdom of the ages... THAT'S when I know I've had too much to drink.'

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"Wait a minute! - First you say, 'Lay up treasures in Heaven,' and then you say, 'You can't take it with you'!"

Descartes' dog.

"I'm not sure if this is getting through and I don't know what time you finish for the day...."

'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.'

"And this is Dave. His motto is 'Push where it moves.'"

'It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...oh, hell, give me another one!'

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

'I was afraid of this -- the evolution protocols are just confusing them.'