Glass Half-full Philosophers Pillows

Two hour parking if you see the glass as half full, all others will be ticketed.

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

The Three Kinds of People

A giant glass of red wine

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

Bitter End

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

"My glass is half empty"

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

'I think the main reason you see the glass as half full and we see the glass as half empty is because you've been drinking.'

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

2017 glass half full

Faith Intact

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!'

Optimistic Paranoia.

"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

'I had a really bad day at work! . . . I was expecting it to be utterly horrific. . . but in the end it was just really bad. . . My cracked glass is half full!'

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist

Hope for the New Year

How Gerald keeps going

'It seems that he was too optimistic. His glass of water wasn't half full. Obviously, it was completely empty.'

'To you, it's half empty. But to me, it's half full!'

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."