Glass Half-full Guru Pillows

Hope for the New Year

'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!'

A giant glass of red wine

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

The Three Kinds of People

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

Bitter End

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"My glass is half empty"

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

2017 glass half full

'I think the main reason you see the glass as half full and we see the glass as half empty is because you've been drinking.'

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Faith Intact

Optimistic Paranoia.

"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"

"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist

Bleurgh! - 'I don't remember eating anything that colour...' - 'Ungh!' - 'I want to die, I want to die, I want to die.' - 'Rurgh!' - 'On the plus side, this is really toning up my abdominal muscles...' -

'It seems that he was too optimistic. His glass of water wasn't half full. Obviously, it was completely empty.'

'I may be lying in the gutter but I'm looking up at the...WILL SOMEONE TURN ME OVER?'

Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument.

How Gerald keeps going