Glass Half-empty Thinker Pillows

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

The Three Kinds of People

A giant glass of red wine

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

Bitter End

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"My glass is half empty"

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."

2017 glass half full

'I think the main reason you see the glass as half full and we see the glass as half empty is because you've been drinking.'

'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!'

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Optimistic Paranoia.

"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"

"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist

'You could say I'm a pessimist. The glass isn't just half-empty, it's not even what I wanted to drink in the first place.'

Hope for the New Year

Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument.

'To you, it's half empty. But to me, it's half full!'

'It seems that he was too optimistic. His glass of water wasn't half full. Obviously, it was completely empty.'

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."

'I may be lying in the gutter but I'm looking up at the...WILL SOMEONE TURN ME OVER?'