'This study suggests that pessimists are a whole lot better at judging the true state of affairs than optimists...'
Glass Half-empty Advocates Pillows
Add a touch of irony to their home decor with pillows that proudly display their glass-half-empty attitude. Comfortable and cleverly designed, they make a sarcastic statement in any space.
Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.
The Three Kinds of People
A giant glass of red wine
"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."
'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'
"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."
Bitter End
"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"
"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"
"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"
'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'
"Mister, I don't know if the glass is half full or half empty. It's 12 dollars."
"My glass is half empty"
'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'
1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.
'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!'
'I think the main reason you see the glass as half full and we see the glass as half empty is because you've been drinking.'
"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."
"Staying true to our mission, even our security cameras have rose colored lenses."
Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist
2017 glass half full
Optimistic Paranoia.
"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"
'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'
"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "
"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"
Half full. Half empty. Undecided.
"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."
Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.
'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'
An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.
Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist
Hope for the New Year
'You could say I'm a pessimist. The glass isn't just half-empty, it's not even what I wanted to drink in the first place.'
Glass Half-empty Advocates Pillows Collection
Glass Half-empty Advocates Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs for glass half-empty advocates and find the perfect witty or sarcastic design to brighten their mornings.
Glass Half-empty Advocates Prints
Explore our witty prints that celebrate the glass half-empty attitude—great for those who enjoy thoughtful, sarcastic decor.
Glass Half-empty Advocates T-Shirts
Check out our humorous t-shirts for the glass half-empty crowd—ideal for those who wear their skepticism with pride and style.