"Don't worry about me. I can be unhappy just about anywhere."
Glass-half-empty Type Pillows
Add a touch of humor and honesty to their space with pillows featuring hilarious, relatable designs for the glass-half-empty personality. A cozy way to celebrate their unique perspective.
Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.
The Three Kinds of People
"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."
A giant glass of red wine
'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'
Bitter End
"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"
"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"
"My glass is half empty"
'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'
1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.
Every Day is a Gift
"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."
'I think the main reason you see the glass as half full and we see the glass as half empty is because you've been drinking.'
Faith Intact
'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!'
'3 pints of lager, 2 gin and tonic, 1 vodka and coke and a replacement liver.'
2017 glass half full
Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist
Optimistic Paranoia.
"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"
'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'
"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "
'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'
"Keep your chin up."
Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.
An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.
Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist
Bleurgh! - 'I don't remember eating anything that colour...' - 'Ungh!' - 'I want to die, I want to die, I want to die.' - 'Rurgh!' - 'On the plus side, this is really toning up my abdominal muscles...' -
Hope for the New Year
The pessimist and the paranoid
'You could say I'm a pessimist. The glass isn't just half-empty, it's not even what I wanted to drink in the first place.'
'To you, it's half empty. But to me, it's half full!'
The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."
Glass-half-empty Type Pillows Collection
Glass-half-empty Type Mugs
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Glass-half-empty Type Prints
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Glass-half-empty Type T-Shirts
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