Glass Half Empty Aficionado Pillows

"I'm a glass-half-empty and I'm leaking."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

The Three Kinds of People

A giant glass of red wine

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

Bitter End

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'Some see the glass as half empty, some see it as half full -- I see it as taxable!'

"My glass is half empty"

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

1/2 Full Foundation: Optimists only need apply.

2017 glass half full

Half full. Optimist. Half empty. Pessimist. Pragmatist.

Optimism, Pessimist, Surrealist

'I think the main reason you see the glass as half full and we see the glass as half empty is because you've been drinking.'

'Hey, today the garbage, tomorrow the. . . See?! Your first promotion!'

Optimistic Paranoia.

"That's the big difference between you and me. Where you see a horrible problem, I see a wonderful opportunity for a new self-help book!"

"Blood pressure is fine. Now let me just check your pessimism for the 'Times.' "

'I'm pleased to be someone who thinks the glass is half-full but I still wonder who drank the first half?'

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

Things look better through rose-tinted glasses.

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

Optimist - Pessimist - Pragmatist

'You could say I'm a pessimist. The glass isn't just half-empty, it's not even what I wanted to drink in the first place.'

The pessimist and the paranoid

Hope for the New Year

'I may be lying in the gutter but I'm looking up at the...WILL SOMEONE TURN ME OVER?'

'It seems that he was too optimistic. His glass of water wasn't half full. Obviously, it was completely empty.'

How Gerald keeps going

Glass who didn't want to get involved in the argument.

'To you, it's half empty. But to me, it's half full!'

The Ultimate Pessimist: "The glass is half empty and what's in it is toxic."