Philosophical Tippler Pillows

Bring philosophical humor into their everyday space with our witty pillows. Perfect for relaxing or contemplating, these cushions feature clever sayings that celebrate the joy of thoughtful drinking and relaxed musings.

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'Thinker's drinker.'

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'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.' mockup

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

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'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.' mockup

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

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'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.' mockup

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

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"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars." mockup

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

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My first mistake.

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'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

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'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.' mockup

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

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'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch). mockup

'I've been under a lot of pressure.' (Diver on therapist's couch).

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"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking."

"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking." mockup

"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking."

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"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival." mockup

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

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One shandy and two glasses of tap water please.

One shandy and two glasses of tap water please. mockup

One shandy and two glasses of tap water please.

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'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.' mockup

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

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Tip responsibly

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'Invented a new cocktail.' '

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Visitor to a Landmark Tavern

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'This one's called 'Towel stealer'. It's a guest beer.'

'This one's called 'Towel stealer'. It's a guest beer.' mockup

'This one's called 'Towel stealer'. It's a guest beer.'

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'Would you like to start with a drink, a menu, or my gratuity.'

'Would you like to start with a drink, a menu, or my gratuity.' mockup

'Would you like to start with a drink, a menu, or my gratuity.'

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"I prefer the cheap stuff."

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'There's a machine now that tells you when to stop drinking. It's called a cash point machine.'

'There's a machine now that tells you when to stop drinking. It's called a cash point machine.' mockup

'There's a machine now that tells you when to stop drinking. It's called a cash point machine.'

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'Time's up, chuckles.'

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Joe's Bar: Do your discretionary spending here!

Joe's Bar: Do your discretionary spending here! mockup

Joe's Bar: Do your discretionary spending here!

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5-6 pm: Unhappy hour - mourn the loss of jobs to apps, bots, drones.

5-6 pm: Unhappy hour - mourn the loss of jobs to apps, bots, drones. mockup

5-6 pm: Unhappy hour - mourn the loss of jobs to apps, bots, drones.

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"You can have my doggie bag as a tip." mockup

"You can have my doggie bag as a tip."

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I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.' mockup

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

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'So, does your wrist-wearable wine analyzer have anything so say about that Burgundy, like how to get it out of silk?'

'So, does your wrist-wearable wine analyzer have anything so say about that Burgundy, like how to get it out of silk?' mockup

'So, does your wrist-wearable wine analyzer have anything so say about that Burgundy, like how to get it out of silk?'

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"Say, do you have the correct moon-phase?"

"Say, do you have the correct moon-phase?" mockup

"Say, do you have the correct moon-phase?"

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'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.' mockup

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

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Traditional ale,Traditional Drunk mockup

Traditional ale,Traditional Drunk

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'My Beer Expert necklace reports that this IPA is perfect, so why do I need to taste it?'

'My Beer Expert necklace reports that this IPA is perfect, so why do I need to taste it?' mockup

'My Beer Expert necklace reports that this IPA is perfect, so why do I need to taste it?'

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Harry, I've just had a tip!

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"You know this is to solve your problems."

"You know this is to solve your problems." mockup

"You know this is to solve your problems."

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"Am I the only guy at the table who goes back to when this stuff was two hundred and fifty dollars a bottle?"

"Am I the only guy at the table who goes back to when this stuff was two hundred and fifty dollars a bottle?" mockup

"Am I the only guy at the table who goes back to when this stuff was two hundred and fifty dollars a bottle?"

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'Why do I choose to paint with wine?--The clean-up.'

'Why do I choose to paint with wine?--The clean-up.' mockup

'Why do I choose to paint with wine?--The clean-up.'

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Philosophical Tippler Pillows Collection

Philosophical Tippler Mugs

Explore our collection of philosophically witty mugs that celebrate the art of drinking with a thoughtful twist. Perfect for the reflection lover who appreciates a good laugh and a good beverage.

Philosophical Tippler Prints

Enhance their home or office with prints that blend philosophical wit with artistic design. Perfect for the thoughtful tippler who loves to add a touch of humor to their decor.

Philosophical Tippler T-Shirts

Discover our range of clever t-shirts that combine humor and philosophy. Great for casual wear, these designs are perfect for those who enjoy musing and relaxing in style.