Tasteful Tippler Pillows

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"Do we need change? That's a $100 bill for a $53 check, Mr. Presumptuous."

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

"Yes we have dollar drafts, no you can't use your own glass."

'A packet o' crisps, and have one for yersel'.'

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking."

One shandy and two glasses of tap water please.

'Waiter, your tip's getting cold.'

"Have you tried the David and Goliath cocktail?"

'This one's called 'Towel stealer'. It's a guest beer.'

Visitor to a Landmark Tavern

Tip responsibly

'Invented a new cocktail.' '

Psychedelia Smith Cook Book.

'Would you like to start with a drink, a menu, or my gratuity.'

'Fancy a spot of work after drinks?'

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

'Just give him the tip, Harold.'

5-6 pm: Unhappy hour - mourn the loss of jobs to apps, bots, drones.

Joe's Bar: Do your discretionary spending here!

'Thinker's drinker.'

Ballet Beggar.

"You can have my doggie bag as a tip."

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

'So, does your wrist-wearable wine analyzer have anything so say about that Burgundy, like how to get it out of silk?'

'It's that waitress I always leave big tips to.'

"I prefer the cheap stuff."

'My Beer Expert necklace reports that this IPA is perfect, so why do I need to taste it?'

'What? You mean I ran all the way here and got all that exercise for nothing?'

Traditional ale,Traditional Drunk