Philosophical Pet Ponderer T-Shirts

Dress your deep-thinking pet lover in a t-shirt that celebrates their curiosity. These creatively crafted tees feature clever slogans and images perfect for the philosophical pet ponderer in your life.

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"Wouldn't it be fascinating if dogs could read our thoughts? Or would it be horrifying?"

"Wouldn't it be fascinating if dogs could read our thoughts? Or would it be horrifying?" mockup

"Wouldn't it be fascinating if dogs could read our thoughts? Or would it be horrifying?"

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'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.' mockup

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

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"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare." mockup

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

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In/Out/These Things Happen.

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Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?" mockup

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

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Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach." mockup

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.' mockup

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

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Biofelineism

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The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist. mockup

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

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Chiller Theatre

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'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.' mockup

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

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"Have you been playing dice?"

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"Intelligent design...well, duh!" mockup

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

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'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?' mockup

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

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Sauce for the Goose

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Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e mockup

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

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"Needs to get a life"

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"Yes, one is a dog."

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Cat Reunion

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'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.' mockup

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

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"When we're home, are we still aliens?" mockup

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

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A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower. mockup

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

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'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.' mockup

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

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"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get." mockup

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

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"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either." mockup

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

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'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?' mockup

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

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Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy mockup

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

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'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!' mockup

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

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'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.' mockup

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

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"I cross the road to forget."

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"Is this who I am?"

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The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability. mockup

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

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Afraid of change - leave it here. mockup

Afraid of change - leave it here.

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"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved." mockup

"It all started when I read somewhere that happiness is an inside job. Naturally, I assumed some breaking and entering was involved."

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Philosophical Pet Ponderer T-Shirts Collection

Philosophical Pet Ponderer Mugs

Explore our full collection of mugs for pet lovers and deep thinkers. Perfect for sipping and pondering, these mugs make every coffee break a moment of reflection.

Philosophical Pet Ponderer Pillows

Comfort and contemplation go hand in hand with our curated pillows. Find the perfect cozy addition for your pet-loving, deep-thinking friend.

Philosophical Pet Ponderer Prints

Enhance their home with captivating prints designed for the philosophical pet ponderer. Discover art that sparks conversation and inspires reflection.