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"With all that the family demands of me, how will I ever find time for my art?"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Writer

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

tbh 'tis better to have followed and been unfollowed than never to have followed at all lol #perspective.

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

Ode to Nature.

Fish Food

James Russell Lowell

Sometimes I wonder where I'd be if I'd crossed the road less traveled.

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

Pet Cemetery.

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

"I wandered lonely as a...lonely as a...lonely as a what?"

'I bark, therefore I am.'

You know it's my pet peeve when you say "anywhoo."