Pet Poem Ponderer Prints

"With all that the family demands of me, how will I ever find time for my art?"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

Writer

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

'Well, it's kind of an IV enema!'

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

James Russell Lowell

Ode to Nature.

Fish Food

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

Pet Cemetery.

'We're going on a little vacation, and we were wondering if you folks would mind taking care of Spot.'

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

'I bark, therefore I am.'

"We're not so different, you and I."