Philosophical Minds Gifts

"The vastness of space sure makes you feel insignificant, doesn't it?"

Man carrying an arrow.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Thinking Gears

Thomas Mann.

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

The Circular Logic of Fascism

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Didn't you just say that?"

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

Arthur Schopenhauer

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"Nihilistic customer service"

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Et in Arcadia Ego

Free speech isn't cheap!

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."