Philosophical Thinkers Gifts

It's never too late/It's never too early.

Ostrich with head in sand.

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"Those who ignore history are entitled to repeat it."

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

"What are we?"

Concept Intolerant - soft, fluffy rocks only please.

'Actually the truth lies somewhere in between.'

Roger Ebert as a kid 'I know God gave me a gift. I just don't know what it is yet.'

'It's not fair,' said Eve, 'even when I eat healthily I'm made to feel guilty.'

A new "U" vending machine

'The way I see it ... if the meek do inherit the earth, they're still going to need us.'

"A dark night of the soul? I had one of those once! OK, here's what you do: book passage on a Caribbean cruise, buy a new car and a couple gazillion-inch TVs. As I recall, that pretty much took care of mine!"

Brain

"If you never date a prediction it can't be proved wrong."

Doctor Teflon & Mister Velcro

'Now they want to know what you've done for them SINCE the Big Bang.'

"I was involved in an awful accident, and was in a coma for three weeks. Half my life flashed before me!"

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

'Four million years and an amphibian crammed ashore and developed into homosapiens so I see no point whatsover to go back!'

'I told you it would be like this!'

'I'm up for that... What's 10% of diddly squat?'

"Man is the only animal I'm afraid of. A well fed lion has no ambitions."

"Well, for what it's worth, I got the number plate."

If money talks, then how come silence is golden?

So Help Me Godzilla

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Penny for your thoughts.

"Discombobulating uncertainty is not the only kind of dithering, you know, Charles!"

Bill was so careful not to be corrupted by success that he ended up being corrupted by failure.

Do you know where the light goes when it goes out?

'You're trying to find yourself? -- Shouldn't you let sleeping dogs lie?'

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

'This ride will really test your atheistic beliefs.'