Philosophicalthinker Gifts

"Live and let live...Dude. Are you even listening?"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Thomas Mann.

Math Dreams

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Chiller Theatre

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Sigmund Freud.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Sauce for the Goose

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."