Philosophicalthinker Gifts

"Live and let live...Dude. Are you even listening?"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Math Dreams

Thomas Mann.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Have you been playing dice?"

Chiller Theatre

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Sigmund Freud.

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Sauce for the Goose

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Didn't you just say that?"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."