Philosopher Of The Mind Gifts

Overthink

"I knew you'd understand."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Thinking Gears

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Ban on Free Speech

Thomas Mann.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Humans...What is their purpose?

Historical memory is on life support.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Voltaire

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

What's normal?

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"It's such a lovely day!"