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"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Skeptic Tank.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Corporate departments as a metaphor for growing up.

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Nihilistic customer service"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Free speech isn't cheap!

"Moulting"

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

Scurile travels

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

'Isn't that wonderful? We both suffer from intellectual angst!'

"Don't believe in labels."

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

“Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!?”

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."

"Today's sermon will be followed immediately by a rebuttal from the opposition."

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.